A customer came into work and wanted an even exchange, except she wanted to get a completely different item...so it wasn't an even exchange. She thought that since the two items were marked at the same price they would be worth the same, but they weren't because they were on two different sales. It was like her coming into a store and demanding that she should be able to exchange a sandwich for a set of wrenches because they were marked the same price.
Next time she does this, I'm taking it to Fight Club.
I saw a shop that looked super creepy... They displayed their pants by putting them on blow up legs...then they hung the creepy legs from very high up. It looked like people were hanging themselves from the rafters. From far away you couldn't really tell if they were real or not. I thought it would be really funny if they had the slogan, "We're suicidal for savings!!"